How stupid are you?
[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
[ ] I have choked on my own spit.
[ ] I’ve seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
[ ] I have accidently caught something on fire.
[ ] I’ve told a cop to freck off and gotten screwed for it.
[ ] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth. (No but something similar happened... See, I had no idea there was fizzy drink in my bottle, and it was one of those sports cap ones, and I opened it with my mouth, and the whole thing burst up my nose... The people on the opposite table looked at me funny... XDD)
[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
[x] I’ve caught myself drooling.
[x] I’ve accidently caused an explosion.
[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can’t help but laugh.
[ ] I’ve turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times. (I’ve told my mum to…
[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking & zone out.
[x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.
[x] I just tried to lick my elbow.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
[x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
[ ] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
[x] I’ve used my fingers to do simple math.
[x] I’ve jumped off a moving vehicle.
[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
[x] I’m taking this test when I should be doing something more important. (Does homework count?) I think it does...
[ ] I repost chain letters because I’m scared of what they threaten will happen if I don’t.
[ ] I’ve done something really stupid while I was drunk.
[ ] I’ve ran around naked when I was drunk.
[ ] I’ve ran into a golf cart tire when I was drunk
[x] I’ve searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. (Well not in my hand, just right in front of me...)
[x] I accidently break a lot of things.
[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me. (I’m more often the one saying the big words.)
[x] My friends like me because I’m fun to laugh at.
[x] I tilt my head to the side when I’m confused.
[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I’m talking about.
[x] I’ve fallen out of my chair before.
[x] When I’m lying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. (and on my curtains
Multiply your answer by 4 and thats how stupid you are...
20x4=80










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